| Paul: | Ok boys, we have loads of work to do toda- where's Louis?
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| Harry: | Not sure, he was supposed to be showing me a good time... He better not be with Eleanor!
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| Paul: | Where's Zayn?
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| Niall: | Paul, when can I eat?
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| Paul: | He was meant to be showing you what?!
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| Niall: | PAUL IM STARVING
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| Paul: | SHUT UP NIALL, HALF THE KIDS IN AFRICA HAVEN'T HAD LUNCH YET!
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| Paul: | And you just had 2948 waffles!
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| Niall: | AND WHAT?!
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| Paul: | For crying out loud, where's Liam?
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| Liam: | Hi guys! *waves to laptop screen*
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| Paul: | Liam, stop talking to your computer.
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| Louis: | I'M HERE NOW! WHERE'S HARRY?
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| Paul: | Good, where's Zayn?
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| Niall: | *mouth full of burger* probably DM'ing some girls.
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| Paul: | HARRY STOP BITING LOUIS
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| Paul: | NIALL WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET THAT BURGER
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| Niall: | I dunno, I found it.
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| Liam: | teeehehehe i love you guys almost as much as I love toy story!
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| Paul: | LIAM, OFF THE LAPTOP
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| Liam: | NO! These are my friends!
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| Zayn: | Paul, did you steal my mirror?
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| Paul: | Why would I steal your mirr- HARRY PUT YOUR TROUSERS ON!
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| Harry: | But it's free and liberating!!!!!
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| Zayn: | GUYS, MY MIRROR'S MISSING.
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| Liam: | All I need is you guys and cookies and milk, hey, where are my cookies?
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| Niall: | *Eating cookies*
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| Harry: | Louis have you got a sock down there or what?
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| Paul: | Come on guys, focus.
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| Louis: | When did you get so big?
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| Paul: | LOUIS!
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| Harry: | Niall, whats your grandma's number?
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| Paul: | LIAM OFF THE COMPUTER
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| Liam: | But we're staying #upallnightwithPayne
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| Paul: | ZAYN YOUR HAIR LOOKS FINE
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| Paul: | NIALL, YOU CAN'T EAT SOAP!
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| Paul: | LOUIS, GET YOUR HAND OFF HARRY'S PENIS
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| Paul: | HARRY, STOP ENJOYING IT!
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| Paul: | *to himself* How did i get stuck babysitting these homosexuals?! |
